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jackanthonyfernandez:

fuckyeahlavernecox:

New York Post

I love this

do u understand how much this means

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jackanthonyfernandez:

fuckyeahlavernecox:

New York Post

I love this

do u understand how much this means

derporange:

April’s fools.

professionalboob:

black—lamb:

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

zam


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tagged → #puns

Well 3 am is better than 4

I thought today I was going to be sad or angry drunk but no I was still happy drunk

College life is going gr8

Aang deals with cultural appropriation - (x)

mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me

tagged → #puns
flyingfishmonkeys:

I am so sorry

flyingfishmonkeys:

I am so sorry

twerkingderp:

wtfml:

navi-the-xenocide:

mega-meister:

So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged.

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Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

The happiness I feel right now is amazing

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THIS GODDAMN POST TO COME BACK AND THIS TIME IM FUCKING REFERENCING IT 

tagged → #tumblr
ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

tagged → #dogs

Getting ppls #s like wtf

Yesterday I was sick with the cold.
Had plans for the beach and an invite to a friend’s party.
Considered just staying at home to rest.
Ended up going to both
Returned home at 4 am wasted.
I hadn’t eaten a pop tart in like years.
And my cold feels better

tagged → #royally rixi
"Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night."

Sylvia Plath

fuck every single time that last line gets quoted without the rest

(via sex-positive-bitches)